I swear to Gawd, some of the toots on here. I might seriously open a store that sells mugs and shirt with my faves. Starting with this one. @jacethechicken a month later and I am STILL laughing at this one.
Friend: Are you OK? You haven't posted on Instagram in ages
Me: I quit FB, Instagram, and Twitter.
Friend: Why'd you quit the internet?
Me: Actually I've *rejoined* the Internet.
Next time someone asked me why did I leave the internet, I'm gonna say I'm still very much on the Internet. When are *you* coming back?
L'un des grands charmes de Tokyo : les musiques associées aux métros (arrivée, fermeture des portes…). Il y en a un nombre immense, plus ou moins une par station par ligne et par direction !
Kink: Size difference, insertions Show more
Once you start getting into different sizes, lots of differing things start feeling more like a well-sized dildo. Imaging getting fingered by someone several times your size. That finger would easily feel thick as a good dick.
Now that you're imagining this, go and try do this to a kobold or two.
Yay I finished day 5 of the #advent-of-code.
What do you mean we are the 9th?
I blame android for being unable to copy paste properly. Also the evil trailing '\n'
réponse automatique a mon mail pour demander a ldlc pourquoi je n'ai pas de nouvelle de ma commande passée il y a une semaine.
Coda character sheet for @poss_bot
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